If you want to be immortal, have an artist fall in love with you.

Mac - Est. 1994

Girls, be ambitious.

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u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

scumkill:

she loves flowers

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

caseyanthonyofficial:

omgbuglen:

Save the Bees!


We don’t negotiate with terrorists

caseyanthonyofficial:

omgbuglen:

Save the Bees!

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

image

i’m pissing myself

edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news